about

my Life is a fairytale but

the author is german

Welcome to the velvet taco.

Yes, the name is inappropriate, just like your mom.

My friends call me Jen, my haters call me jen danger.

Im a tattoo artist with almost two decades of experience. i’m now branching out beyond skin, and delving into the world of “i dont want to go outside anymore so i’m just gonna make weird shit at home and try to sell it.”

My vibe is somewhere between: romantic gothic and “should i be concerned?”

dark, detailed, a little offensive with a dash of catholic religious trauma.

I’m inspired by the weird, dead things and whimsical vintage gothic aesthetics

You can find me huntched over my desk like a caffeinated cryptid, listening to tommy cash and Joost klein. most of this collection was created to the untz untz of my favorite euroboys, which is why my dark aesthetic also has a neon aura.

i’m a sagittarius, so i have no filter, too many ideas, and a personality that swings between “soft gothic dreamer” and “feral art goblin”.

every piece i create is unique and different. no 2 are alike. i even make my custom prints at home. every single treasure has touched my hands and has been made with love and Vyvanse. everything here comes with years of experience, a warped sense of humor, and a deep refusal to tone it down.

my art is bold, strange, beautiful and just a wee bit unhinged.

if that’s your vibe, welcome home <3